Dizzmizzio lamentoso of a tired manager:
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Dizzmizz that mizz
(Refrain) Dizzmizz that mizz, dizzmizz that mizz.
No money, no honey. My mizz-management, so sorry.
They’re all so lazy, I work hard, so hard.
Their wages so high, mine only twice.
Mizz-management, it killzz, not them,
my menacement, it killzz, but one.
Nasty management, I fikzz, my do-do-duty!
(Refrain)
Dizzmizz the mizz, dizzmizz the mizz.
I am nasty, very nasty, am nasty.
It’s so hard, I am so smart, I am not smart.
I am suffering, suf-suf-suf-suffering,
emotionally hard-hard-hard! I am not soft.
My job, so tough-tough-tough! I am so tough.
(Refrain)
I am the bully, you’re the bully, we’re the bully,
no-no-no Í am the bully, you’re the foolly,
she’s the foolly, dizzmizz that mizz!
It’s so hard to dismiss people,
my job’s tough, I am so tough, not so tough:
I must cry, the killer cries, nobody luuuuvvvves me,
(Silence)
I love it, I love it, I surely luuuvvve it,
to destroy their lives, my do-do-duty.
See how they creep, for me-me-me.
They cry, I cry, hard rain, they fall,
mizz-Mensch-ment, mizzdizz thizz mizz.
Next one please: you.
(Refrain)
Paul Burrhill/London, September 11, 2019.
(with a little help from my friends and with musical quotes from ‘I am the walrus’ and ‘All you need is love’ from the Beatles)
(Refrain) Dizzmizz that mizz, dizzmizz that mizz.
No money, no honey. My mizz-management, so sorry.
They’re all so lazy, I work hard, so hard.
Their wages so high, mine only twice.
Mizz-management, it killzz, not them,
my menacement, it killzz, but one.
Nasty management, I fikzz, my do-do-duty!
(Refrain)
Dizzmizz the mizz, dizzmizz the mizz.
I am nasty, very nasty, am nasty.
It’s so hard, I am so smart, I am not smart.
I am suffering, suf-suf-suf-suffering,
emotionally hard-hard-hard! I am not soft.
My job, so tough-tough-tough! I am so tough.
(Refrain)
I am the bully, you’re the bully, we’re the bully,
no-no-no Í am the bully, you’re the foolly,
she’s the foolly, dizzmizz that mizz!
It’s so hard to dismiss people,
my job’s tough, I am so tough, not so tough:
I must cry, the killer cries, nobody luuuuvvvves me,
(Silence)
I love it, I love it, I surely luuuvvve it,
to destroy their lives, my do-do-duty.
See how they creep, for me-me-me.
They cry, I cry, hard rain, they fall,
mizz-Mensch-ment, mizzdizz thizz mizz.
Next one please: you.
(Refrain)
Paul Burrhill/London, September 11, 2019.
(with a little help from my friends and with musical quotes from ‘I am the walrus’ and ‘All you need is love’ from the Beatles)